Mindless Philosophy Word Search Answers, And Questions

So a few weeks ago I posted a blog about the statistics of my site, and talked about the various strange search terms that have lead readers to my blog.  I then created a fun little word search that incorporated those same strange search terms and unleashed it upon you the readers as a cute little reward for your loyal readership.  In case you missed that particular post here’s a LINK.

Well as it turns out there was more to that randomly generated word search than I suspected, something ominous and enigmatic.

A friend of mine, whom we shall call “Jason Lemmon”, worked tirelessly, over several hours, possibly even days to solve this puzzle.  During that time Jason was struck by a moment of clarity reminiscent of A Beautiful Mind and he stumbled upon secret answers spelled out amongst the jumble of letters.  Mingled amongst the answers I provided like Smurf Porn and Anal Hook were words and phrases that I had no prior knowledge of, and never intended to be part of the search.  You might say they were secret messages, embedded amongst my innocent carefree word search!  How could this be?  Divine intervention?  Reality altering powers from beyond our dimension?  Some strange occult connection between the free puzzle making site I used to put the word search together and a deeper mystic prophesy that encroaches like a darkened storm cloud?  Or was it perhaps just blind chance?  There is no way of knowing.

I do know one thing, these secret messages create a whole new mystery not only for me, but now for you too.  You’ve read this post, you are now a part of this just as much as I am, and together we must unravel the mystery of the word search messages!  Take a look below to see the product of my friend Jason’s efforts, and let the investigation begin!

I think we can safely say that the first sign of the apocalypse will be when Pixar makes a movie called “Egg of Sin“, right?  We can all agree that that’s what the first message means, correct?  Beyond that, the meaning of the rest eludes me.  Your thoughts?

That is all!