A Bit of Self Indulgent Prattle

Where the hell have I been for the past YEAR!?!

That’s a fair question.  I have a pretty decent response, but let’s begin at the beginning.

My last blog post was now over a year ago and dealt with Pokémon, my personal history with the game franchise, and what, at the time was the fairly recent introduction of Pokémon GO into the Pokécanon.  So when answering the question of where the hell I’ve been; in part I’ve been stalking through my neighborhood and local parks catching virtual rats and pigeons.

But that hasn’t taken up nearly as much time as you might suspect.

The thing that has really been keeping me waylaid and out of the blogging game has been the arrival of my second daughter!  That’s right my wife and I now have TWO kids!

At the 11th hour of my wife’s pregnancy we were informed of one slight complication in the form of our daughter being breech.  So that was a bit of a shock and resulted in my wife being admitted to the hospital the very next day for an unplanned C-section!  Thankfully everything worked out well and we were immediately thrust back into parenting-an-infant mode!

It has been great having another child in the house and I do really love tiny babies.  Some of my happiest memories have been when my children have been 3-9 months old.  During those months they really start to become more aware of their surroundings and respond in new and funny ways.  In that time they develop their own personalities and little quirks which will go on to influence their toddler years.

So naturally with a new child in the house I wanted to spend some quality time with the family.  I needed to comfort and support my wife as she recovered from not only pregnancy and childbirth but also major surgery which was required to pull that kid out of her!  I also wanted to make sure daughter #1 wasn’t feeling neglected so I made sure to spend some quality time with her during these past months.  And of course the new youngling needs to have some solid daddy time during which I can imprint myself on her developing psyche!

Now we’re chasing around a hectically cruising one year old while vigilantly protecting her from the dangers of her own curiosity!

And as if all of this was not enough on May 31st of 2016 the first episode of a podcast I co-host was launched!

TRIO SIMPATICO is a varied-form podcast which covers a mélange of pop culture subjects!  My fellow co-host David Tavolier and I had wanted to do a podcast for a while.  We enjoy digging into the interests and obsessions of our friends and people we know and figured why not combine the two?!  So here we are over a year later with 30+ episodes under our belts focusing on pop culture subjects ranging from comic books to doughnuts and we’ve got plenty of ideas for the show going forward!

You can find all our episodes at simpaticopodcast.com or look for Trio Simpatico on itunes.

In addition to working a regular day job which pays the bills that pretty much sums up where the hell I’ve been for the past year.  All that and I’ve even been able to squeeze in some incidental writing during that time, one work in particular was used on the podcast for one of our Halloween episodes.  I am constantly working on writing project or another and as daughter #2 gets older and more independent I hope to get back into the full swing of it.

To be honest it is disheartening and emotionally crushing to be away from my major creative output in this way for so long.  However I remember a similar creative lull after my first daughter was born and eventually my writing resumed as I forced myself to make time and get to work even when I wasn’t working under “ideal” conditions.  If you ever want to get into a groove you have to first perform the repetition in order to carve out that groove!

So expect more from me here and elsewhere as I get back into blogging, writing, podcasting, and my other creative pursuits!

People I Know: David Tavolier

 

One of my favorite regular segments of this blog has always been the interviews I conduct with various people I know which I like to call People I Know!  Several nights ago I sat down with a good friend of mine, David Tavolier, in order to bring this glorious segment back to the resurrected Mindless Philosophy!

I have known David Tavolier for over 10 years now and in that time we’ve worked on several things together not least of which have been the internationally acclaimed Reginald Sterling series of videos.  Mr. Tavolier has also been a regular source of inspiration and criticism for several of my long form writing projects.

For reasons that will become apparent during the course of the interview we decided to record this interview and post it here for you to enjoy!  So for the first time ever you can hear the sultry tones of my voice as I conduct one of these interviews now broadcast across the interwebs for all to hear!  Allow me to apologize in advance for being so loud and repetitively saying “yeah” throughout the interview.  Trust me I’m aware of my faults, that’s never been a problem for me!

Below are some teaser images from several of the topics we cover during our talk.  I may transcribe this interview in the days to follow but it’s really time consuming and I currently have a sick two year old in the house so it can wait for now.

     In the meantime click HERE to enjoy the interview of David Tavolier!

 

The New Hit Meme

Bonjour mon prouts!

We’ve got another blog for you today and if you’ve been waiting for a Star Wars related post, well you didn’t have to wait too long!  As you may or may not know one of my favorite aspects of the Star Wars universe are the droids.  C-3PO and R2-D2 are the absolute best of course but where would that far, far away galaxy be without the ubiquitous gonk droid?  And who could forget the menacing Imperial probe droids?  Even the group of notorious bounty hunters summoned by Darth Vader to find the Millennium Falcon was comprised of two droids; IG-88 and 4-LOM!  Hell I even enjoy the comically inept antics of the prequel’s battle droids!  Roger, roger!  And now with the Force Awakens we’ve got the spunky and loyal BB-8!  Which I’m fairly certain is just a small robotic puppy inside a robotic puppy play ball.

Droids!  They’re awesome!

In the intervening time I’ve been away from this blog I’ve still been trying to leave my mark on the world and these days there is no better legacy then creating a meme!  Right??

I mean meme creators are probably some of our most well-known internet celebrities!  I think we’re all familiar with the creator of the “Keep Calm and Carry On” meme, the British Government.  I’m no expert of course but I’m guessing it was that gem of internet masterwork which made that Empire what it is today.

Then there’s the photographer behind the “Ermahgerd” meme whose name escapes me at the moment of writing this but I assure you I know their name and speak of them often, as I’m sure you do as well.

And of course let’s not forget the big daddy of them all the Trollface meme!  I don’t think I even need to tell any of you who created that heavy hitter, they are after all a household name!

Anywho so several months ago I was struck with the idea for a hilariously immortal meme which I could combine with one of my favorite elements of the Star Wars movies!

You:  “Wait Josh does that mean it’s a droid meme?”

Me:  “You’re damn right it’s a droid meme!  Now get out of that oil bath and take a look at what late night ideas in conjunction with boredom produces!”

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You see the joke here is that the droid has been used in a way that might void any type of theoretical warranty the manufacturer would have provided which may have been stipulated in the fine print of some long discarded user agreement

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Protocol droids shouldn’t have their parts swapped and used in battle, it’s all there in the user agreement

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Tusken Raiders shoving the droid off a cliff instantly voids the warranty.

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A droid chassis to carry your guts around should not encounter blaster fire.

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“Use aboard starships” does not mean “trudging through swamps”!

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I hate sand.

 

So go ahead and take the “Voided Warranty” meme out into the world and spread it throughout the interwebs, repurpose it, reapply it, and make it your own.  Put it on a picture of you and your toaster or maybe plaster it on a picture of Michigan’s governor next to Flint’s water treatment facilities!

The important thing here is that by cannibalizing the hard work of the creators of Star Wars I’m sure this’ll finally bring me the creative recognition I’ve soooooo longed for!

AND if you’d actually like to learn the origins of the memes mentioned above OR any meme ever thus ruining the entire premise of the above set-up make sure to visit: knowyourmeme.com

EDIT:  There have been two updates to this post along with some new additions to the meme!  Check them out HERE and HERE!

That is all!