Oh hello there, welcome back. I have finally returned with another, if not untimely, post! I was out of commission there for a few days due to the aforementioned technical difficulties I was having with the ol’ computing machine, and as such I was not able to get this post up for the Memorial Day weekend as I had planned. Better late than never right?
Anywho, as you should know by now my all-time favorite movies are the Star Wars films, hell the name of my blog is derived from C-3PO’s dialogue from the movies. I know the Star Wars saga inside and out, I have particularly great nostalgia for the original trilogy but I also appreciate the prequel trilogy and I certainly don’t offhandedly dismiss episodes I, II, and III as some others might. As far as I’m concerned the two trilogies represent two very different eras and achievements in film making, not to mention two very different periods in one film makers career. One thing that I think we can agree all six Star Wars movies do have are wars, after all it would be quite a deceptive title for a movie series without them. As with any war or series of wars there are a great many heroes on both sides. Star Wars is chock full of memorable characters who, due to their bravery, strength, tactics, or leadership have gone on to become cinematic legends. We all know Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader. Who could forget the Jedi generals and separatist commanders? However those aren’t the folks I’m concerned about with this post, what about the other, lesser known heroes of Star Wars? Those soldiers who fought and died so that the better known big shots could continue the fight for the ideals and principles they believed in. Those are the heroes I’d like to take a minute to remember, the unsung martyrs of the Star Wars saga. Here are a few I think are worthy of mention:
HOME PLANET: Corellia
RANK: Pilot, point, Gold Squadron
CAMPAIGNS SERVED: Corellia, Yavin
HOBBIES: Making observations, painting, bird watching
PERSONAL INFO: Tiree was a valued Y-Wing pilot set as point man for Gold Squadron over other more veteran members of the flight crew. Tiree flew during several skirmishes and was hand-picked to fly the Death Star mission. He was certified on both X-Wing and Y-Wing class fighters, though the Y-Wings are much slower, neither group really came out well from that battle now did they?
DEATH: Electrocution from disrupted instrument panels after being hit by Darth Vader’s laser cannons. His ship later hit the Death Star’s trench
wall and exploded.
QUOTE: “The guns. They’ve stopped.”
NAME: Lorth Needa
HOME PLANET: Coruscant
RANK: Captain, Imperial Star Destroyer Avenger, Death Squadron
CAMPAIGNS SERVED: Clone Wars, Coruscant Defense, Hoth
HOBBIES: Apologizing, being honest, claiming responsibility
PERSONAL INFO: Captain Needa had an outstanding career and participated in several crucial battles during both the Clone Wars and the Galactic Civil War including the battle of Coruscant where his ship directly confronted and prevented the escape of General Grievous’ Invisible Hand, the ship that held then Supreme Chancellor Palpatine captive. Needa was awarded several commendations and awards for outstanding service and his family had a proud heritage of military service. Unfortunately for him, awards and clean records can’t capture renegade rebel starships, or even grant him enough prestige for an on-screen death.
Force choked by Darth Vader Execution for treasonous acts against the Empire.
QUOTE: “I shall assume full responsibility for losing them, and apologize to Lord Vader.”
HOME PLANET: Ralltiir
RANK: Colonel, Imperial Army, Stormtrooper Corps
CAMPAIGNS SERVED: Bestine IV, Deep Space, Endor
HOBBIES: Giving orders, building and subsequently guarding installations.
PERSONAL INFO: Colonel Dyer was never one to play sports as a child, growing up on Ralltiir he was often teased about his inability to catch. Given the nickname “Lamproid hands” in school (because Lamproids have no arms) Dyer eventually escaped such ridicule by joining the Galactic Empire, where his harsh discipline and desire to prove himself allowed him to flourish as a commander of an Imperial Stormtrooper detachment. He was eventually given the prestigious honor of constructing and maintaining the shield generator on the forest moon of Endor.
DEATH: Knocked over a railing when hit with a tool box thrown by rebel general Han Solo. Fell into the bunker reactor core and was subsequently killed.
NAME: Daultay Dofine
HOME PLANET: Neimoidia
RANK: Captain, Droid Control Ship Saak’ak, Trade Federation
CAMPAIGNS SERVED: Clak’dor VII Trade Riots, Naboo blockade
HOBBIES: Worrying, backstabbing, wringing his hands
PERSONAL INFO: Heralding from a well established family, the Dofine clan has held prominent positions within the forces of the Trade Federation for decades. Daultay used his connections and political scheming to attach himself to the fleet of Viceroy Nute Gunray. Dofine was ascending to a position of power within the Federation until his worrisome nature and fear of the supernatural powers of the Jedi got the best of him. Apparently Sith Lords don’t take kindly to being seen as powerless against the Jedi, who knew?
DEATH: After being dismissed from Gunray’s inner circle Daultay Dofine was killed aboard the droid control ship when it was destroyed by some
kid in orbit over Naboo.
QUOTE: “I’m not going in there with two Jedi. Send the droid.”
HOME PLANET: Naboo
RANK: Handmaiden, Royal Security Forces
CAMPAIGNS SERVED: Naboo, Coruscant
HOBBIES: Wearing other people’s clothes, assuming identities, taking bullets, and feeling inadequate.
PERSONAL INFO: Although not officially members of the Naboo Royal Forces all handmaidens are trained in various small arms and hand to hand combat in order to protect the political figures they attend to. In the case of high-ranking leaders such as queens and senators that job description goes into working as public decoys. Some handmaidens assume the identity, characteristics, and mannerisms of those they are protecting, even impersonating their style of speech. Occasionally this of course means these decoys get snuffed by would-be assassins, which is somehow a failure on their part.
DEATH: Corde’ was killed in an explosion on a landing pad on Coruscant near the senate rotunda. The attack was aimed at Padme Amidala.
QUOTE: “I’m so sorry. I’ve failed you Senator.”
NAME: Sors Bandeam
HOME PLANET: Coruscant, Jedi Temple
RANK: Jedi youngling, Jakrab clan
CAMPAIGNS SERVED: Operation: Knightfall, Defense of Jedi Temple
HOBBIES: Coloring, tugging at heart-strings, naively trusting
PERSONAL INFO: Sors began his Jedi career as an infant. The majority of his early life was under the care and tutelage of the wise and powerful Master Yoda. Prior to the clone attacks on Coruscant Sors and his clanmates were beginning to learn about sensing the Dark Side and being aware of impending danger. Unfortunately they hadn’t completed that training module before the issuing of Order 66. When the chaos of the attack on the Jedi Temple started Sors and the other younglings of Jakrab clan were scooted off to the High Council chambers for safety, there only members of the Jedi Council would have access.
DEATH: Sors was brutally cut down with the rest of his comrades by the newly initiated Sith Lord, Darth Vader.
QUOTE: “Master Skywalker, there are too many of them! What are we going to do?”
Well there you have it just a few of the nameless faces from the Star Wars saga I believe deserved some recognition. Before anyone tries to start in on me, let me just say that I absolutely mean no disrespect to the real soldiers who have fought, and continue to fight, in wars around the world. I am honored and have the greatest respect for the men and women of the United States armed forces and I don’t want anyone to accuse me of taking the Memorial Day holiday lightly, this is all in good fun. I suppose you could say that I simply prefer my wars to be of the fictional variety where none have to actually die. It’s nice to observe a struggle that I know has been choreographed purely for entertainment purposes and displays a black and white picture of good versus evil which simply doesn’t exist in the real world.
That is all!